As they say in the classics, 'a gag is a gag.' The second entry posted on our work noticeboard regarding the team fundraising for a Seeing Eye Dog.
Doesn't have quite the killer comedy element I was hoping for, but amusing enough I suppose.
In a small "in-joke" for my own amusement, I named our Seeing Eye Dog in this letter 'Argus' after the giant of Greek mythology who had a hundred eyes.
Apropos of nothing, Argus was a servant of God Hera. When Argus was slain by Hermes, Hera commeorated her faithful watchman by preserving the hundred eyes of Argus in a peacock tail.